16 Ways Not to Avoid Service
1. Look out the window but do not answer the door.
2. Ask them to come back in two hours, you’ll accept service then.
3. Tell them your husband isn’t home and you will not accept for them while they are gone.
4. Tell them they moved, yet their car is parked in the driveway.
5. Send your 7 year old child to answer the door…oh yea you forgot to tell them daddy isn’t home
6. Tell the receptionist you’re on the phone and can not be bothered.
7. Have your receptionist tell the server the owner does not accept walk-ins, they need to set an appointment.
8. Only advertise your business cell phone with no address.
9. Tell the server you are not Sam Smith and become belligerent when they request to see your driver’s license.
10. Move to a motel until you believe they have stopped looking for you.
11. Move to your mother’s house.
12. Get arrested.
13. Do not admit who you are in an elevator.
14. If you live in a gated community, to do not piss off your ex-wife.
15. Do not tell me your wife is not home, when she is standing behind you. (duh)
16. Tell your wife, you taught your son to lie for both of you. Before she comes to the door to see what is going on.
